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Monday, September 19, 2011

Silvio Berlusconi: An Eighteen-Word Tribute

YOU FUCKING CUNT I’M GOING TO PRICK OUT YOUR EYES WITH THE BLUNT END OF A CHAIRLEG

SLOWLY

posted by Kirk at 3:45 am  

7 Comments »

  1. 2 words for me:

    Lucky cunt.

    Comment by stephen johnson — September 19, 2011 @ 4:09 am

  2. but … cunts are useful.

    Comment by Robbi Cairns — September 19, 2011 @ 7:19 am

  3. i’ve always found that, yes

    Comment by The Kaptain — September 19, 2011 @ 9:51 am

  4. or 3, Stephen: lucky, smug cunt

    Comment by The Kaptain — September 19, 2011 @ 10:21 am

  5. or 18, as encouraged by a friend who shall remain nameless

    Comment by The Kaptain — September 19, 2011 @ 10:22 am

  6. Fucking lucky bastard has more money and pussy than you can poke a stick at and the political clout to get away with it AND lives in Italy, the land of fast cars and hot women. Me, I’m simply jealous…

    Comment by Lewis — September 19, 2011 @ 4:12 pm

  7. i’m with you there, Lewis. it was jealousy that inspired my poem. they also do good food in italy, the country that invented the rapid battlefield retreat and the tank with 6 gears, only one of which was forward

    Comment by The Kaptain — September 19, 2011 @ 8:08 pm

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